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SmallBoxer since: January 2006

What do you geek out on? Swiss cheeseburgers with mustard

What would you do if you weren't working at SmallBox? Drinking Diet Coke

When you're not SmallBoxing, you're most likely: Drinking Diet Coke

I believe in: Santa Claus, naps, my code, the moon is made of cheese.

What's the best piece of advice you've ever gotten? Cut off your dreadlocks.

Favorite place in Broad Ripple: Penn Station

Longest you can go without internet: It's called the world wide web!!

What is the meaning of life? To not be asked any questions.

What's your ninja superpower? The Evil Eye

What's your proudest achievement? Winning an argument with Jeb.

Favorite internet meme: Forever Alone

Favorite cat video: That's personal.

Favorite movie: 16 Candles and Goonies

Google/Apple/Facebook/Amazon — which one do you like the most and why? Apple. Because.